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Swine Flu
September 2009

Definitely.

And pretty selfish, actually. There should be a sort of moratorium on procreational sex. 

On sex, full stop.

Preferably.

HAHAHAHA! No comment!

To be serious though, just for a minute. They should be telling the working mothers to stay at home like pregnant women. 

Good point.

They won't. They wouldn't dare...It's the same with the breastfeeding. Everyone coming out saying they hate it.  What about the kids?  

They get forgotten in all this, don't they?

As I say, I'm all in favour of women's liberation and everything...

You've got to draw a line...You going anywhere for Bank Holiday?

Portugal.

Ibiza...

Super!

Apparently they've got these funny thermostat-y thingies at airports now. They're turning people away if they suspect a fever...

You're kidding!

But the trick is, you pour a bottle of Calpol down the kids' throats, and make sure you swallow a load of paracetamol. Because otherwise...Everyone else out of town, and you're stuck in London with three sick, screaming kids...

No way, José!

My thoughts exactly.

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