The article is full of hyperbole typically characteristic of this man's ability with words put to thought and read here. There is not one grain of credibility in this fud approach to reality as it stands. As a Queenslander who had relatives in the flood that swept down the Toowoomba ranges I am reminded that this was indeed PREDICTED in Climate Warming Modelling. Add to its weight that this was released by the QLD Government three months earlier before it happened. I am weary of old timers who think all known records of rains and floods since occupation were not broken in the big wet that blanketed Australia for nigh on THREE months (2010/2011). I am also aware the whilst climate in our world is complex - it is not beyond reasonable science to state along the lines that over 90% of all global scientists agree across the board that something is happening. Over 150 years the trends are evident like STRONGER and more prevalent El Ninos and weaker La Ninas. This is more then reading weather and looking out your window. Just like the experience of growing up in my backyard. I am at the age of 58 - thus far my brain has not "calloused" over with faulty thought processes. I am with the younger generation on this one. Proudly I'll stand against anyone who thinks we can play the game of business as usual. I've read it all and no I don't go to blogger puerile stuff ups about the science. Of such there is a verbatim denial pattern of words repeated here by the great Clive James. Don't go there - please don't. But he did in all brilliance and in his tirade of clever up sparkles of thought. Enough said when I look at multiple lines of evidence. When I examine thousands of papers on Global Warming (even moderates) - I could place my house on it that these things will surely visit us all no matter what words we throw at this or how hard we stick out at our muck racking clever verbiage. Playing stupid in sticking our heads in sands of times long ago. I winch at it. We as mere mortal men only walk this earth on the average for 60 to 80 or so years. We think we can play God to those of the younger generations still going to kindergarten.

A reply to "Mr or Ms Anonymous March 5th, 2011 6:03 AM And yet, Mr James, the world is warming." Sorry to disillusion you, temperatures which are normal fluctuations in an interglacial, plateauxed in 2000 - 2009, and are cooling now. Try to keep in mind that this "warming" is nowhere near the warming of the medieval warm period, where Vikings grew grain in "Greenland", etc. So, despite your idea that human CO2 emissions are causing continual warming, which the panicked Flannery thinks simply sit up there accumulating, CO2 has been much higher than now in ice age ( try during the pre-Cambrian, when sequestration resulted in limestones in the Cambrian. Limestone is made of calcium carbonate, Ca CO3. So, all the carbon in the rocks had to come from the atmosphere) . That is CO2 goes through a vast cycle, it does not sit around up there! I prefer to think I got lucky to land in an inter-glacial, rather than an ice age. And as stated prior, the history of climate shows we are barking up the wrong tree here. If sun observers are to be believed we are due for 20 years of cooling; but even that does not mean ice age, it could be a normal fluctuation. I'd suggest people have got too used to walking out of an air-conditioned office these days to be affronted by what is in their view insufferable heat, when really, if they'd spent the season properly acclimatising, as one would in say Darwin, Australia; then they would realise that heat is a relative thing. It's like moving from Brisbane to Melbourne; Melbournites find what a Brisbane person would find mild heat insufferably hot and stuffy as they are unused to heat. And vice versa, a Brisbanite finds Melbourne insufferably cold. Perhaps the clue is for us all to switch off our airconditioned fantasy lands and get back to real life temperatures to which we adjust over time, and then there would be less of this heat sink Gen Y generated hysteria that their comfort zones are violated and more real hard sceptical science. The trouble is this debate has been made precious and hothoused by the green minorities. Sure, we need to watch our populations, or we like any species might meet plague proportions, and this is the real issue to face; but to do hysterical things like proliferating windmills or solar panels with large carbon footprints anyway, have problems of low level sound frequency damage to humans and fail to meet baseload power even is just a stupid option. You cannot gear a power station to run at 85% load and then expect it to pick up the slack of built in 15% wind/solar power; it does not work that way; it simply means if the wind's not blowing or the sun's not shining, then the power station will load shed to create brown outs and black outs in peak demand. This may be why your power goes off and noone's telling you this. In the meantime it takes 8 years to build a coal fired power station, and noone seems to be building any more power stations in Australia, so I fail to see how they are going to build a big Australia on windmills. And this is while China's replacing its outdated coal fire power stations with new ones that have 40% less emissions; not that this matters in terms of warming and cooling anyway! In the meantime Australia's power stations are simply dateable by 30 years, they have a life of 30 years, and this government is so blindsided by the climate scientists (?) they are dropping us in a power vacuum. It takes longer and 4 times the cost to build a nuclear station. So, we are behind the 8 ball here; with ageing power technology with a shelf life, where's all our power going to come from, and Labor's not got the balls or the leadership or the foresight to provide it for us. I say again, we should have the cheapest power in the world here in a country rich in energy resources!

The history of climate shows temperatures peak hundreds of years BEFORE CO2 peaks thus is not causal. CO2 has been much higher than now in ice ages. I suggest you all look up at the glowing yellow ball in the sky for your answers! As for Flannery's notion that CO2 simply sits up there forever, everyone would know that carbon has a radio active isotope carbon13 with a half life that makes it ideal for dating human history ie around 50,000years. Carbon put into the atmosphere by burning fossil fuels (which are many millions of years old) has no carbon 13 and hence depletes the atmosphere in carbon13 relative to its more common isotope carbon12. By sampling the atmosphere it is possible to determine that the man made CO2 makes up 4% of the atmosphere which is roughly in line with the calculation that oceans contribute about 20 times that of human industry. It also implies that the CO2 in the atmosphere is sequested back into the lithosphere quite rapidly, ie. in the space of a year.

I find it incredulous that climate change is debated so long and furiously by so many poorly informed people, each of whom is determined to pursue their own agenda. If the housing industry building standards were subject to such vigorous debate, and held the building industry at a standstill whilst the debate was settled, we'd never build ever again. Our global atmosphere is monitored by atmospheric scientists with the highest of standards in their industry. They debate their standards within their journals. Who are these ameteurs who demand to be heard? Science is debated within peer reviewed journals. If you want to be heard, get a degree and convince your peers.

Clive, of course you are right. I remember growing up the late 70's early 80's in Queensland and it really rained sometimes - really hard - and other times it didn't rain for ages. Dorothea was a great poet. I can't believe how the greedy scientific community has been trying to alarm the population for so long regarding this, all in a conspiracy with the UN and member state governments to raise extra taxes and create a one world government, as well as lining their pockets with research money along the way. The whole time the poor Fossil fuel companies have had to patiently explain and communicate that the science behind the CAGW conspiracy is flawed, and that for the benefit of mankind they will just continue to struggle along financially to provide accurate information, job prospects, and better living standards to all of us. Hoorah for them! Anyone who thinks otherwise is obviously an alarmist conspiratorial kook,and should give up considering fact and evidence and just read some poems.....hey mate.

<@Richard Pinder March 6th, 2011 5:03 PM @The warmist predictions for drought depend on the tropospheric temperature rising at twice the rate of the surface temperature, the computer models show this but observations don’t. > Congratulations for examining the warmists’ modelling! The chattering classes seem to be most amazed by a magician with a “computer model” without knowing what a computer model is. The model as far as i can tell appears to model heat exchange and ignores the weather component of climate. The effect of water vapour and hence the formations of clouds, low pressure and high pressure systems and the effect these have on albedo and atmospheric convection appears to have been ignored. As unscientific as I am (I have been accused of such on an ABC blogsite although I hold two postgraduate science degrees), i have noted that rainy days are cooler than sunny days. I have calculated that three extra rainy days each month is enough to lower average temperatures by half a degree celsius.

I am stunned by the levels of ignorance and arrogance displayed in the eminent Mr James' literary essay.

Clive - While you're at it, why not take a crash course in basic chemistry rather than concern your unqualified self about climate change? There you will see that industrial CO2 is the progeny of fossil fuel emissions that are carcinogenic, mutagenic and teratogenic. Some fossil fuel chemicals are reasonably benign and pose few problems for public and environmental health except that CO2 is irrefutably a warming gas and heats the planet. Carbon based chemicals burn to CO2. Those that miss the burning process and dump in rivers, oceans and soil also oxidize to CO2 well after they have trashed the biosphere. Please if you hate the environment, show some respect for the hundreds of thousands of victims of carbon based air pollution who have met a premature death or a slow lingering fate from fossil fuel pollutants.

Thank you for this Clive. Most refreshing to find someone who appreciates the impact of well structured and focused poetry.I have six simple questions for the warmists:What percentage of the atmosphere do you think is CO2? Have you ever seen the percentage given in any media? What percentage of the CO2 is man-made? What percentage of the man-made CO2 does Australia produce? Is CO2 is a pollutant? Have you ever seen any evidence that CO2 causes a greenhouse effect? The answers can be found here. http://whatcarbon.blogspot.com/2011/03/carbon-tax.html

Climate change may or may not be happening but if it is, it has nothing to do with man.The only man made thing about climate change is the way government has seized on it to tax us all more and making objection to these taxes heresy.